How To Woo A Pregnant Teen So You Can Raise Her Cool Baby

It happens all the time, you meet a cool pregnant teen and you instantly know you are the one who was meant to raise that cool baby in her cool teenybopper womb. But, how do you convince her of what you already know? 

Make a "Tik Tok"

Teens these days love the treasure trove of identity theft; an app called "Tik Tok". Appeal to that cool sixteen-year-old girl by creating a dance in which you also tell her that you want her cool baby. To create a powerful Tik Tok plee follow the steps below:

1. Choose a cool back beat with bass and nod your head to it. 
2. Point above your head. Have text appear that says: "heyyy chica 👀"
3. Now, point to your right. You should still be nodding along to the music. Have a text appear that says: "can i have 🙏🙌🙋"
4. Now, point to your left. Do not break eye contact with the camera. Have a text appear that says: "ur 👶 💕"

Tik Tok is a powerful tool to reach a cool gen z'er. Make sure you don't use any punctuation or capital letters, doing so could sabotage the your message. 

Offer To Do Her Homework

She has a lot to think about already! Like how great of a choice you are to adopt her cool lil' baby. 

Prove to Her That She Can Confide in You More Than Her Favorite Math Teacher

Can hip Mr. Jackson befriend her on Reddit? I don't think so! Maybe even pretend to grade papers when she talks to you instead of making eye contact. It is about building trust. 

Show Her Your Nursery

She needs to know that you have been anticipating raising her cool baby longer than she has. But make sure you hang a cool poster in it of Henry Styles first so she can vibe with the decor choices.