Do You Have PCOS? If You Have ALL the Symptoms on This Infographic, You Might

But, who really knows? Are doctors gods?

"One common link we've found to patients we diagnose with poly-cystic ovarian syndrome (PCOS) is that a majority of them are female," explained Dr. Andrew Knutsen, who has been a leading PCOS expert since the 1960's when he first discovered a PCOS case in a woman patient he was blood-letting to help balance her humors. 

"We diagnose PCOS with a list of allusive symptoms maybe caused by 'PCOS'," Dr. Knutsen explained, using finger quotes, "the female body is a mystery because of hormones, we really can't understand everything because as we all know, female hormones are shameful so we have to be discreet or ignore them in our research as much as possible."

Dr. Knutsen pointed out that a tip he gives all his patients who might have PCOS is to lose weight, "It's a classic solution that has helped woman and society feel good about their bodies!"

When asked if a woman could have a normal BMI but the rest of the classic PCOS symptoms, Dr. Kuntsen squinted his eyes in concentration. 

"Maybe," he replied carefully.