How To Recycle Old Needles By Filling Them With Your Tears and Injecting Them Into The Hearts of Those Who Don't Get It

You don't need a sharps disposal to ethically recycle your fertility needles! 

Our lifestyle tips expert, Kay Schmidt suggests you save your old needles, "You can easily refill them with your tears; a great time to collect fresh tears is right after a Big Fat Negative (BFN)." To do this, carefully fill the syringe one tear at a time and then safely store the sharp in your purse.

When a casual acquaintance says, "Wow! Owning ten dogs is quite a responsibility! Have you thought about having children?" You can take the time to kindly educate this person by taking out your infertility-tears syringe and carefully jabbing it safely into their lower abdomen as you were trained.

When the warm sad tears of your infertility journey enter their bloodstream, they will feel your pain and be enlightened to the journey you are on. Your tears will eventually travel all the way to their beating heart (literally and metaphorically!). If they still don't get it, they will probably leave you alone in the future. 

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