Is Your Nausea An Early Pregnancy Symptom Or Just The Pineapple Rind You Ate For Breakfast?

Either way, you will be saying "Aloha" to baby!

Wow! Who knew pineapple rinds offered so much prenatal nutrition! Who even knew they were edible in the first place? You did! Hopefully, that super food has penetrated its way into your womb and is becoming the puppet-master to fertilizing those sperm and eggs! Keep reading for some clarity on what could be pineapple rind and what could be baby nausea.

Did you eat upwards of three pineapple rinds today?

If you don't remember, take a peek in the mirror to see if you still have teeth or if you now have acid-corrupted nubs in your mouth as a clue. If it is the later, your nausea probably stems from too much pineapple. 

Feel Your Stomach

When you press lightly, can you feel gas gurgling around a protruding fruit rind? Can a friend trace the outline of the pineapple rind with her finger from the outside of your stomach? If so, your nausea could just be that pineapple rind you ate for breakfast. 

Are you lying about eating the whole rind?

Go ask yourself: if half of a pineapple rind is all you can handle without breaking out in hives and nausea, do you even have what it takes to have a baby? It looks like you could use some practice in self-sacrifice. Girl, go pop a benadryl and go finish that rind. It's for a baby!

Has a doctor confirmed that you are actually pregnant?

Congratulations! You did it! Your nausea probably is because you are pregnant but definitely also because you ate that rind!