Local Circumcised Man with Low Sperm Count Refusing to Shave

"I am very secure in my masculinity!" shouted local man Jeff Olson over the loud power tools he was using to cut down various chunks of wood in his garage. Olson, who has always had an average-sized but circumcised penis, just learned on Tuesday that he has low sperm count. 

Olson put down his power axe and took a swig of his homemade IPA craft brew, "If I was insecure in my masculinity, could I grow this beard?" he asked the interviewer, "Or sing Johnny Cash on Wednesdays at karaoke?'

Olson said that he plans to grow out his beard just until it reaches his knees. "I'm not hiding anything, if anything, I am letting the world know that I am a very manly man."