Verify- Does Your LH Test Have Resting Bitch Face?

 Are you even ovulating?! This cool beyotch is probably keeping it to herself!

So you splurged on the Clearblue predictor kit. Obviously, you aren't cheap! Your bathroom is like a classy squad of things to pee on. Does queen Clearblue care? Clearly not! So, you aren't "ovulating", she could still at least smile a little for the sake of your feelings.

Clearblue can be pretty toxic! She should definitely be cut out of your life... maybe after you ovulate though?